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Elder

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Posted by Elder Sep. 14, 2009 @ 7:03 PM EDT

ILL BEAT YOU ALL WITH MY BARE HANDS

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15 Comments

Sep. 14, 2009 | 7:27 PM Lizzardis says:

I'll beat you with my cock!

Oh yeah! I win!

Sep. 14, 2009 | 7:37 PM Elder responds:

No. You beat me down with your cock. But I just painted my cock to look like me...soo.....you beat me off, not down.
;)

Sep. 14, 2009 | 10:58 PM agustana says:

oh no you wont...

Sep. 14, 2009 | 11:16 PM Elder responds:

why not, eehhh?

Sep. 15, 2009 | 12:56 AM boof says:

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HAVE A GOOD TIME DAWG

Sep. 15, 2009 | 5:38 PM Elder responds:

do i know you?

Sep. 17, 2009 | 7:00 PM zombiemaster says:

not if i claw your ass

Sep. 17, 2009 | 7:14 PM Elder responds:

I'll stick my hand so far up your zombie ass you'll choke on it.

Sep. 17, 2009 | 10:17 PM zombiemaster says:

not if i pull your guts out first!

Sep. 17, 2009 | 10:39 PM Elder responds:

too late ;)

Sep. 17, 2009 | 10:46 PM zombiemaster says:

great
I NEED TP FOR BUNGHOLE!

Sep. 17, 2009 | 11:24 PM Elder responds:

lol

Sep. 23, 2009 | 8:45 PM Westies says:

if you want to complain go here, stop wasting my time boyo.
http://princess-laucherella.newground s.com/news/post/377784

Sep. 23, 2009 | 11:19 PM Elder responds:

What? I aint complaining, that was fun! :D

Sep. 23, 2009 | 11:35 PM Westies says:

Alright, then thanks for the comment, boyo. It was an irish song.

Sep. 24, 2009 | 9:19 PM Elder responds:

no problem. :)

Sep. 25, 2009 | 11:21 AM TheTest says:

I'll beat you with my BEAR hands ;3

Sep. 26, 2009 | 11:30 AM Elder responds:

uhh...ok. who're you again?

Sep. 26, 2009 | 12:09 PM Pokemonpoeguygcn says:

Not if I wear armor

Sep. 26, 2009 | 9:11 PM Elder responds:

armor piercing fists. ;)

Oct. 7, 2009 | 9:18 PM Jesuslizard says:

I went to a party at the local county jail
All the cons were dancing and the band began to wail
But the guys were indiscreet
They were brawling in the street
At the local dance at the local county jail
Well the band were playing
And the booze began to flow
But the sound came over on the police car radio
Down at precinct 49
Having a tear-gas of a time
Sergeant baker got a call from the governor of the county jail
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
I love to hear those convicts squeal
Its a shame these slugs aint real
But we cant have dancin at the local county jail
Sergeant baker and his men made a bee-line for the jail
And for miles around
You could hear the sirens wail
Theres a rumor goin round death row
That a fuse is gonna blow
At the local hop at the local county jail
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
Sergeant baker started talkin
With a bullhorn in his hand
He was cool, he was clear
He was always in command
He said blood will flow;
Here padre
Padre you talk to your boys...
Trust in me -
God will come to set you free
Well we dont understand
Why you called in the national guard
When uncle sam is the one
Who belongs in the exercise yard
We all got balls and brains
But somes got balls and chains
At the local dance at the local county jail
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
Load up, load up, load up with rubber bullets
Is it really such a crime
For a guy to spend his time
At the local dance at the local county jail
At the local dance at the local county jail
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do about it, whatcha gonna do

Oct. 7, 2009 | 9:50 PM Elder responds:

I'm gonna beat the crap outta you is what I'M gonna do.
What do YOU say to that?

Oct. 7, 2009 | 9:25 PM flashwarrior says:

Hey I play gamecube with my pants off hope that's cool with you bro.

Oct. 7, 2009 | 9:49 PM Elder responds:

I play tackle football with my pants off.

Oct. 10, 2009 | 3:13 AM Izzy712 says:

NOT IF I RAPE YOU

Oct. 14, 2009 | 4:37 PM Elder responds:

^ the funny thing is, I already tied him up in my basement.

Oct. 14, 2009 | 1:39 PM Luis says:

youre too violent. no more fallout for you

Oct. 14, 2009 | 4:37 PM Elder responds:

give it back or im running away.

Oct. 19, 2009 | 8:29 PM Itsbroken2 says:

Don't make me beat you into an ice cream wall.

Oct. 20, 2009 | 5:18 PM Elder responds:

you need lessons in internet fighting. I offer for $50 an hour.

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