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Elder's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 130 (From
25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,980 Points
Alkie Kong 2
Rick Rolled
Unlocked 4/22/09
5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack
5 Points
Find 6 bottles.
Worship the Mighty
Unlocked 4/22/09
5 Points View the high scores.
5 Points View the high scores.
Great Listener
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beerbot Smash
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker
Unlocked 4/22/09
25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case
25 Points
Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo
25 Points
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy
50 Points
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case
50 Points
Find 24 bottles.
Olympian
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist
50 Points
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity
100 Points
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (35/500 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
Unlocked 10/2/09
25 Points Bully the weak.
25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
Unlocked 10/2/09
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
Unlocked 10/2/09
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
Unlocked 10/2/09
100 Points Complete the Game.
100 Points Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (275/500 points)
Castle Crashing the Beard
Whiskered Away
Unlocked 4/27/09
5 Points Level Up once.
5 Points Level Up once.
Fabulous!
Unlocked 4/27/09
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image
25 Points
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor
25 Points
Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest
Unlocked 4/29/09
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp
Unlocked 4/29/09
50 Points Defeat The Beard
50 Points Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 9/19/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 9/19/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)
Communist in Space
Qvit Stalin
Unlocked 11/22/09
5 Points Start already!
5 Points Start already!
Liberated
Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points Beat the game
50 Points Beat the game
Over 9000
Unlocked 11/22/09
50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.
50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Darnell's Recount
DownForwardPunch
5 Points
View the COMBOS page.
Floatin
Unlocked 5/5/09
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
Teh Intran3tz
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election
Unlocked 5/5/09
5 Points View the intro movie.
5 Points View the intro movie.
Evil Dead
10 Points
Get your chainsaw on!
Medication
Unlocked 5/5/09
10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy
25 Points
Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks...
25 Points
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty
25 Points
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control
50 Points
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount
50 Points
Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT
Unlocked 5/5/09
50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can!
50 Points
Beat the game.
Must be the Afro.
100 Points
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (70/415 points)
Deliver That Fulp
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Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)
Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
Patience
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Dance Party
10 Points
Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt
10 Points
Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard
10 Points
Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle
10 Points
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira
Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points Make a new friend!
10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish
10 Points
Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy
Unlocked 4/30/09
10 Points Dispense of the boy.
10 Points Dispense of the boy.
The Girl
Unlocked 5/3/09
10 Points Dispense of the girl.
10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer
25 Points
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance
Unlocked 5/3/09
25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You
50 Points
Win the game!
Dongle
50 Points
You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper
50 Points
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies
50 Points
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 4/19 (55/430 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
Beholder
Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime
Unlocked 5/2/09
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
Mecha
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Regice
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku
50 Points
Slay your undead god.
Warrior
50 Points
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight
100 Points
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
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Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)
In Utero
Aborted
25 Points
Kill the boss without dying.
Supasperm
Unlocked 5/7/09
25 Points Beat the first level.
25 Points Beat the first level.
Impotent
100 Points
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz
Unlocked 5/7/09
100 Points Beat the game.
100 Points Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)