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Total Medals Earned: 130 (From 25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,980 Points

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Alkie Kong 2

Medals Earned: 3/16 (35/500 points)

Rick Rolled 5 Points

View the entire end-game movie.

Worship the Mighty 5 Points

View the high scores.

Code Breaker 25 Points

Enter the super secret level code.

Six Pack 5 Points

Find 6 bottles.

Great Listener 10 Points

Do not skip any of Max's speeches.

Beerbot Smash 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.

Boxed Up 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.

Great Defender 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.

Half Case 25 Points

Find 12 Bottles.

Switch Off 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.

Vertigo 25 Points

Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.

Bat Crazy 50 Points

Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.

Full Case 50 Points

Find 24 bottles.

Olympian 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on normal mode.

Survivalist 50 Points

Beat the game without dying on easy mode.

Drunken Deity 100 Points

Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 4/9 (275/500 points)

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Castle Crashing the Beard

Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)

Whiskered Away 5 Points

Level Up once.

Fabulous! 25 Points

Reach the maxed out level.

The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points

Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)

Beat to a Fulp 50 Points

Defeat The Beard

Graven Image 25 Points

Win without hitting a gravestone.

Power Razor 25 Points

Win without losing a life.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/315 points)

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Communist in Space

Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)

Qvit Stalin 5 Points

Start already!

Liberated 50 Points

Beat the game

Over 9000 50 Points

Win the game a certain amount of score.

Darnell's Recount

Medals Earned: 4/14 (70/415 points)

Floatin 5 Points

Master the Fire Flip.

The Election 5 Points

View the intro movie.

Medication 10 Points

Drink the mystery potion.

UberPWNT 50 Points

Shut down the UberBot.

DownForwardPunch 5 Points

View the COMBOS page.

Teh Intran3tz 5 Points

Visit the links page.

Evil Dead 10 Points

Get your chainsaw on!

SupaSpy 25 Points

Find all 6 secret areas.

Thanks... 25 Points

Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.

Toasty 25 Points

Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.

Animal Control 50 Points

Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.

Recount 50 Points

Defeat the class president.

Yes We Can! 50 Points

Beat the game.

Must be the Afro. 100 Points

Beat the game without dying.

Deliver That Fulp

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

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Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 4/19 (55/430 points)

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

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Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)

Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

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In Utero

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.