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Posted by Elder - March 2nd, 2009


So I won't make a new post. There.


Posted by Elder - February 22nd, 2009


Well, mine's on the first of March. Whoppee. :)

It seems that plenty of people have their birthday in February-March.

WHOAOAAAAAAAAA-
It's my birthday today! :)

5 BIRTHDAY THREADS!
Thanks a ton, guys! This is one of the happiest (and funniest) birthdays I've had so far. :)


Posted by Elder - February 18th, 2009


I've just installed my new computer. It's an awesome machine, 22" HDMI monitor, and a quad core running on 3.0 Ghz. I'll post all of the specs later.

My graphics card is also insane, I just played Crysis, all settings on Very High, and it ran as smooth as body oil. Quickened body oil. The thing about Crysis, though, you sneak around too much. I think you should get more powerful, a health boost, or SOMETHING that gives you an advantage other than your suit.

Right now, I'm installing the Orange box. I can't wait for Half Life 2 and Portal, I heard that they're great.

CAKE AND TEA FOR EVERYONE WHO POSTS HERE!

Hint: The cake is a lie.


Posted by Elder - February 11th, 2009


Somebody fill me in on what to post about.
Edit:

BlazingIce, my dear friend, has given me the brilliant idea of posting about whoever wishes so! Everyone SWARM, GO CRAZY.

BlazingIce is the genius who started this trend. Everyone wants to be like him, especially the mods.
Happygamerz is a happy gamer. Surprising, huh?
And he has AIDS. :D
SilverDragonZ is holding me hostage. By a banstick. Everyone worship him, or.....he'll.....I dunno, file a complaint.
MonkeyV is the guy who slammed a train into a thread and derailed it. He's also the guy who's gonna give me a ban-free pass once he becomes mod. :)


Posted by Elder - February 10th, 2009


Have you ever went on the BBS to find that one of your threads had been bumped, for whatever reason? Well, I have, and I now formally thank anyone who has done so, even unintentionally. E-cookies for all of you!

To hell with the rest of you. ;)


Posted by Elder - February 8th, 2009


No. What we can do is tie you in a barrel and throw you in a river. Later, we'd come back for the barrel because you're not even worth that.

In other news, the LL have started to make great "spam" flashes. Although they are "spam" in a sense. They do, however, provide a prime example for all spam everywhere. These are the best spam flashes I've ever seen, and I think that they're great, unlike the DD.


Posted by Elder - February 4th, 2009


Aren't you lucky?
Now, here's a place you get to bitch and moan about the BBS, me, or how the admins are unfair.

While I sit and laugh. :D


Posted by Elder - February 3rd, 2009


It's probably better than yours.

hehe


Posted by Elder - January 14th, 2009


Cool! I'm glad I've managed to stay unbanned for this long, about 1-2 months, I believe. I must be getting better at this. Anyway, I've got my second longest ban, but I'm not complaining. I knew I had it coming.

Well, I guess I can say thanks to Jonas for not making it longer. Seriously, thanks, I appreciate it. :D

Well...there's MY sob story, and you people must comment like crazy, or I'll get bored. :(

So, leave a comment!

Banned For The First Time In A While


Posted by Elder - January 11th, 2009


And why! I'll hear your sob story, and make comments! :D

If not, just post funny comments! :D